The Grizzlies don't just lose games, they lose in the most humiliating way imaginable, and they've been doing it for years.
- 86-92 loss to Cleveland: worst team in the league / all time record for consecutive losses
- 118-123 loss to Phoenix: led by 4 with 3.7 seconds left in regulation
- 100-98 loss to Sacramento: 2nd worst Western Conference team / led by 3 with 31 seconds / led by 1 with 1.5 seconds / drafted Thabeet over Evans
- Swept by New Jersey: a historically bad team last season that's presently bad this season
- 84-96 loss to Chicago: without Noah or Boozer / on national TV
- 102-103 loss to New Orleans: led by 4 with 30 seconds left in OT
- Losses to sub-500 Golden State, Washington, and Charlotte by a combined 23 points with Stephen Curry, John Wall, and Gerald Wallace in street clothes