Monday, October 26, 2009

Abdul-Jabbar + Barkley

First, the Grizzlies hire Kareem Abdul-Jabbar as a big man coach. Then, they hire Charles Barkley as General Manager.


I must be in heaven.

Ok, so neither is true, but can't a Grizzlies' blogger dream?

Abdul-Jabbar is one of the 5 best centers, may be a top five player, and has a track record of success as a big man coach.

Abdul-Jabbar was the Sully Sullenberger of 1980.

Barkley is my favorite all-time player, and would definitely improve Chris Vernon's weekly segment with Chris Wallace. Plus, I am in with his Grandmother.

He could definitely coach some of the Grizzlies on how to commit humiliating and criminal public acts while maintaining a positive reputation. Who else can drive under the influence of alcohol, commit adultery, and still be considered a serious candidate for state governor?

Charles Barkley. My Hero.

Couldn't the Grizzlies, widely considered to be the laughingstock of the NBA, learn something from the NBA's all time greatest public relations mogul?

As an added bonus, Barkley and AI have a long standing feud. Barkley for GM is out only option.

8 comments:

Sam said...

I think Charles Barkley as the Grizzlies' GM would be the best thing to happen to Memphis since Elvis (yes, it would be better than FedEx, Tunica, and BBQ Nachos at Autozone Park).

John said...

Tunica would be a huge selling point for him.

joel said...

bbq nachos at autozone park are really good though...

David Jones said...

John, he doesn't gamble. Or did you mean to see the Charlie Daniels Band on tour?

Joel, I'm with you.

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