Pipe Dreams

According to Wikipedia: "A pipe dream is a fantastic hope or plan that is generally regarded as being nearly impossible to achieve."

That's right, GENERALLY REGARDED.

Examples include:

• A Dream of winning the NBA draft lottery.
• A Dream of trading for Michael Beasley.

By the way, Mr. Wallace, if you can pull off a trade for Michael Beasley, by all means, please step off of the Love Train. If Beasley doesn't pan out, you can put that one on me.

This is a dilemma that won't keep me up at night.